non veg msg for whatsapp 2018 Hindi Jokes 



Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai
😂😁😀😁😂

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Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to tange tood denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
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College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

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Pathan Sahab Nadi Ke Kinare Ek Gadhi Ko Chodne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe.
Par Wo Jab Bhi Uske Adner Dalta, Gadhi Laat Maar Ke Niche Gira Deti.
Ye Sab Ho Hi Raha Thha To, Usko Ek Ladki Nadi Mein Dubti Najar Aayi.
Pathan Ji Ne Bahudri Dikha Ke Kisi Tarha Se Usko Bacha Liya.
Ladki Ko Jab Saans Vapis Aya To Pathan Se Boli.
Ladki: “Pathan Ji, Aapne Aaj Meri Jaan Bachayi Hai, Aap Jo Kuch Bhi Kahoge Main Karungi”
Pathan Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola.
Pathan: “Oye, To Fir Tum Hamare Liye Is Gadhi Ki Taangein Pakad Ke Rakho“

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Hostel Me Ek Ladka Dusare Se bola - " yaar Exam Paas Aa Gaye Hai , Mujhe Kal Jaldi Utha Dena"
Doosra bola - " Tu mera lund pakad Ke so Jaa , Yah Roj Mujhse Pehle Uth Jata Hai "


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एक ब्रिटिश टूरिस्ट ने इंडिया मे एक सरदार को सड़क के किनारे सू-सू करते देख और उससे पूछा:- यहाँ पुलिस नही पकड़ती क्या ?
सरदार:- (रोनी सूरत बना के) - नही जी , यहाँ खुद अपना पकड़ कर करना पड़ता है. 
😂😁😀😁😂



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एक आदमी ने नरगिस को गोद में बिठा के पूछा: - तुम एकरात में कितना कमा लेती हो?
नरगिस:- Rs..50,000
आदमी:- सच बता?
नरगिस:- रोज़ी पे बैठी हूँ झूठ थोड़ी बोलूँगी
😂😁😀😁😂😁
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hindi non veg shayari 2018
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पलट कर देख जानेमन,
जिगर मे दम हम भी रखते हैं.
ब्रा में दो बम तुम रखती हो तो,
चड्डी मे एक गन हम भी रखते है.
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😂😁😀😁😂
मौसम की बहार अच्छी हो,
फूलो की कालिया कच्ची हो,
रब से बस एक दुआ है की...
मेरे हर दोस्त की बीबी सेक्सी हो.😂😁😀😁😂
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गर्ल-फ्रेंड: "चलो छुपन-छुपाई खेलते हैं, अगर तुमने मुझे ढूँढ लिया तो तुम मेरी ले लेना और अगर तुमने नहीं ढूँढा तो मैं तुम्हारी लूंगी"
बॉय-फ्रेंड: "ठीक है, लेकिन एक बात बताओ तुम मेरी कैसे लोगी?"
गर्ल-फ्रेंड मुस्कुराते हुए: "हम शौपिंग चलेंगे ना"

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Fadu WhatsApp status collection
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किताबें Pavitra Hoti Hain . . . Unhe Mat छुओ !

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- Kakshaa Me हंगामा Nahin Karna Chahiye . . . Jo So Rahein Hain Wo Jag Sakte Hain !

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मेहनत Karne Se Koi Nahin मरता . . . Lekin रिस्क Q Lena Bhala !
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 . Jo Kaam Kal Kisi Aur Ke Dwara Kiya Jaa Sakta Ho . . . Use Bhala Aaj Q Karna !

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 Sabko Shadi Jaroor Karni Chahiye . . . Kyunki Jindagi Me खुशियाँ Hee Sab Kuch Nahin Hoti !

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Special फार्मूला -
Agar Panch 100 Logon Ke Liye ,
शिकंजी बनानी Ho To ,
Do Dhakkan TIDE Mila De ,
Kyunki Naye TIDE Me Hain ,
HaJaron निम्बूओं Ki Shakti Hain !


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Agar Aap Ghar Me Akele Baithe Bore Hote Rehte Hain To Ghar Me JK
Wall Putti लगवाए . . .
" Deewarein Bol उठेंगी " .
Fir Khoob बतियाना
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100 Jokes Funny Chutkule SMS in Hindi 140 Words ( Desi Chatpate Chutkule )

Desi Chutkule Status for Whatsapp in Hindi


Raat Bhar Mujhe Is Baat Ne Sone
Nahin Diya:
Ki
Jindagi To Bus Char Din Ki Hain
Aur
Internet - Pack Maine 30 Din
Ka Karwa Liya .
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 Dekh Bhai स्टेटस Baad Me पडलेना Pehle बुक्स पडले



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 Duniya Gayi Tel Lene , Sab मोह Maya Hain Bhai .

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. आजतक AC Koi Rani बानी Nahin Jo Is BaadShah Ko Apna Gulam Banna De !

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Meri Life Ke 3 Niyam Hain Khana - Peena , Sona Aur WhatsApp !

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 2014 Akela Tha: , 2015 Akela Hoon , 2015 Akela # Rahunga . . .

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. Agar Mera मिस Call Dekho To Call Kar Liya Karon !


स्टेटस Padne Ke ALava Kuch Aur Bhi Kaam Hain Ke नहीं?



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Wife Main Har Roj Pooja Karti Hoon . . . Kash Ek Din Shri Krishna Ke Darshan Ho Jaye !
Husband Ek Baar Mirabai Ban Ke Jahar Pile . . . Shri Krishna Kya , Sare Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Jayenge !


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साधू Bachha , Tujhe Swarg Milega ,
लाओ Kuch Dakshinna De Jao .
Ladka Theek Hain Dakshinna Me Aapko Maine Delhi Dee .
Aaj Se Delhi Apki Hui .
साधू Delhi Kya Tumhari Hai?
Jo Mujhe De Rahein Ho .
Ladka To Swarg Kya Tere Baap Ne Khareed Rakha Hain ,
Jo Tu Udhar Ke Plant Yahan Bant Raha Hain .

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